Goblin Walker

Goblin Walker

Currently, I have no Steam Review on this Product.

Extended Review

I actually came across Goblin Walker while cruising the list of games that were on sale. I ended up picking this game up for around $1 on Steam and it was a Steam Edit Version so pretty much all the adult content had been stripped for the most part to contend with the current Steam ToS. That said within the Community Page and Shop Page there was a link to a source site that allowed you to download the Patch you would need to bring this game back to all its glory...and I use that term loosely. 

So this game is a throwback to classic sidescrolling action that has RPG elements and a pretty straight forward objective for the main character which I would go as far as saying is about as "anti-hero" as you could get when it comes to playing these sorts of games. But I guess it is in that concept that makes this game unique in itself. 

The game starts with you being a simple half demi-human that is chased to the edge of a cliff where you fall to your uncertain doom. Being found by other demi-humans they take you to their leader who is for all purposes is a Warlock or Wizard of sorts that brings you back to life as a Goblin. Your goal is to bring young women to the cave to be used in a sacrifice to bring back a Goblin Lord. And that is where the fun begins.

You are given a short tutorial about how only certain women possess a certain type of mana held within their bodies that the Wizard needs to perform the ritual to bring back this Goblin Lord. So you are trained on how to seek out and disable these special women...that you then have to bang which breaks their will. Once their will is broken you then have to pick them up and take them back to the Goblin Cave. While you are doing this there are people and Knights attempting to stop you and kill you and you earn coin, food, and points that you then use to help increase your armor, weapons, and power to increase your ability to get the job done.

Now I have not put a lot of hours into this game but thus far it is a fairly basic and straightforward game that has a unique idea behind it. I have seen recently they have added a few updates to the game to add some new characters to the game as well, so it is safe to say that this game is still being developed at a slow pace. The game cost is minimal at best and isn't for everyone but for a couple of dollars it is a good time killer.

I would recommend this if you enjoy being a Goblin doing what Goblins do (based on Goblin Slayer mentality) and it makes for a game that is most certainly in need of the 18+ tag.